O Knitty

O Dear Knitty,
why must you torture me so?
Whenever I get to your glorious webpage,
I will for it to glow,

With a new pattern! A new article,
To be blessed u-pon me,
I pray for so long,
that it will show a tree

A tree to signify,
the brand new group of things,
The spring issue to bloom upon me,
Anything with figs. (does that rhyme? I don't know. . .)

But why can't I have it?
This new issue??
If I don't have my Knitty soon,
I'm going to need a tissue.

By Tamera Janneff
(yes, I know I can't write poetry, get off my back.)
http://www.knitty.com/ is the website I'm talking about.